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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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