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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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