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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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