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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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