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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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