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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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