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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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