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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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