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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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