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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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