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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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