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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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