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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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