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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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