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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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