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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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