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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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