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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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