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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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