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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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