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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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