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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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