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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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