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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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