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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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