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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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