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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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