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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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