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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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