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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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