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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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