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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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