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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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