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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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