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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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