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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pepper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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