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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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