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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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