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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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