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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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