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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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