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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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