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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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