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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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