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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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