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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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