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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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