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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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