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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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