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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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