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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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