Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.