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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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