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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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