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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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