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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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