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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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