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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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