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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Hermoine eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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