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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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