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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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