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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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